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Monday, August 30, 2010

आणखी काय हवे असते



आणखी काय हवे असते 

एकच चहा तो पण कटिंग........
एकच पिक्चर तो पण टैक्स फ्री.....
एकच साद ती पण मनापासून.......
आणखी काय हवे असते मित्राकडून......?
एकच कटाक्ष तो पण हळूच ...........
एकच होकर तो पण लाजुन.......
एकच स्पर्श तो पण थरथरून ..... 
आणखी काय हवे असते प्रियेकडून......? 
एकच भूताची गोष्ट ती पण रंगवून......
एकच श्रीखंडाची वडी ती पण अर्धी तोडून......
एकच जोरदार धपाटा तो पण शिवी हसडून....
आणखी काय हवे असते आजीकडून....?
एकच मायेची थाप ती पण कुरवलुन... .....
एकच गरम पोळी ती पण तुप लावून........
एकच आशीर्वाद तो पण डोळ्यात आसवे आणून.....
अजुन काय हवे असते आईकडून..........?
एकच कठोर नकार स्वैराचाराला तो पण मनावर दगड ठेवून..... 
एकच सडेतोड उपदेश तो पण घोगारया आवाजातून......
एकच अभिमानाची नजर ती पण आपली प्रगति पाहून....
अजुन काय हवे असते वडिल यांच्याकडून.......?
सगळ्यांनी खुप दिले ते पण न मागुन....
स्वर्गच मला मिळाला तो पण न मरुन....
फाटकी ही झोळी माझी ती पण वाहिली भरून.....
अजुन काय हवे आहे मला आयुष्याकडून.....?

Monday, August 9, 2010

some Vaidarbhiya (Nagpuri) Words with meaning


Vaidarbhiya (Nagpuri) Words



All of us are aware of the hundreds of 'Nagpuri' words that We Vaidarbhiyans have incorporated in our daily life. So much so, that we take these words for granted and expect other Marathi people  to understand those as if they are part of Oxford Dicitionary!
I had received a mail or say dictionary of these words. Its quite a bit long but I will assure you it will greatly increase your Marathi knowledge and about us "the Vaidarbhiyans". 

1. kya bolte?

How r you ? Howz life?.......
Answer should beMaje Me Bawa means everything is fineBure Haal Hai Bawa means you are going thru some bad phase
2. aage building girengi

There is a building ahead. If you ask for an address to a rickshawala,
he will say aagge ek building giregi. Phir ek pool girega. A newbie at
Nagpur will get shocked to hear that so many things are going to fall
soon.
3. aav dekha na taav

do not sense/realize right or wrong (loose ones sense of logic)
eg.Aav dekha na taav us sale ko fod dala (I did not sense/realize
right or wrong...and hit him very hard/won the fight.
4. abe
this word is the most famous one which serves no meaning but we basically us this instead of Marathi word "are"

5. agau

Meaning = One who takes the inititative or tries to lead (in a derogatory way)Jyada agau mat ban.
6. aisi ki taisi

Aisi ki taisi is typically used in engg coll. it means something bad
happens to you, i don`t care..

Bey, ye T-shirt Burdi mein 300 ka milta hai.. tu 500..
Nahi na yaar, 500 ka hi hai.. lelo
Ja re teri aisi ki taisi...
7. allag sallag or Ekdum Khopache mein ! or for that matter Sumadi mein !
means in silence
usako allag khpache me liya aur kharchapani diya meaning taken him aside and given some money or may b hitting him.
8. angaar

Abe kal tendulkar ne bahut angaar machaya. - meaning tendulkar was firing.
Angaar machana(verb.) To steal the show

9. antana

to steal something. e.g. salla usne samosa antaya tapri se.
10. apan

Meaning = Us
Chalo apan chalte hai.

11. badmas
goon or something like that
12. bail or sand

bail (a bull) or sand (a buffalo)- a person who is big in built and
slow in activities. e.g apna bail nahi aara khalsa ko.
13. bailya

A girlish behaviour of Man/Boy.A very laidback and sedate in approach.

E.x Bailya ke tarh kaam mat kar.....
14. baitad or dimag se paidal

A moron or the man who never uses his mind
15. baja diya

to put a person to shame/ to win a fight or argument
eg. maine to uski baja diya
16. bajau kya kaan ke niche

U can get this if u r a nagpuri
17. band baaja, baja diya/doonga


to hurt a person or win/overpower a person in a fight/argument.
eg.uska to maine band baaja baja diya!
18. bandal

bandal - telling lie

kya bandal maar rahe be
19. bas kya

Abe bas kya.
If any friend denied to lend some help, one can reply,
abe bas kya
20. bavaji

old person, guy who is slow in his moments or Dad
21. bavan bavan

an indecisive person if asked to do a slightly challenging task will
do bavan bavan.
e.g...abe kya bavan bavan kar raha hai theek se kar na..
22. bawle, bawla panti.
bawle means stupid. bawla pan means stupidity...

Abe bawle, red signal hai, gaadi ruka..
Bawla panti mat kar, yeda hai kya.
23. betraam

Means `Beta Ram`, but used condescendingly with anyone, even to
somebody twice your age, if you are explaining the truth of things to
anyone, eg., `betraam, aisaich mat samajhna usko, woh ekdam khatarnaak
hai`
24. bewda / tanki / full tight

A person who is heavily drunk.
25. bey

Means `abey` of normal spoken Hindi which is already explained by a
fellow Nagpurian in this URL, but Nagpurians can create a deadly
combination with other slangs. for example, hau kya bey, chop bey
saale (i.e., chup be), or, simply bey-bey-bey, hut na bey
26. bhaadya cha baayil

Honestly don`t know the meaning exactly. Heard this gaali  The bullocks pulling heavy carts and going uphill used to face this barrage, apart from getting a big stick poking their
bums, but this choicest abuse is ritually used against fellow
Nagpurians too!
27. bhakrya

Can be used any where. e.g. Kyoon be.. bhakrya aaya nahi kya ab tak?
28. bhasak gaya

It means something unexpectedly went horribly wrong...
Typically i`ve heard programmers say this....Abe ye code Bhasak Gaya...
29. bhau

It is generally used for elderly people. It's meaning is "brother".

For example, Kya Bhau? Kya bolte? …or Hau Bhau…Kaam ho jayenga…etc
30. bhaw mat kha

Don`t act superior
31. bhmb

This I use to hear from my friends in my school days (1975-76)without
knowing the meaning of it. Now a days I do not know wheather it is
used or not.Once we had gone for a picnic (if I remember correctly it
was a place called Pipla)my friends started calling BHMB when an
adolescent girl was passing by. Our Maths teacher started smiling and
virtually told us what BHMB means by which we got dumb stuck!The long
form of BHMB is Badi Hoke Maal Banegi meaning the girl will become
very beautiful (Maal) when she grows up.Even today when BHMB comes
into my mind I remember those innocent student pure days...Ah how I
long for it!!
32. bhok main jaa

Go to Hell !!!

Bhok main jaa...sir mat kha bevde !!!
33. bhokan tiklya..

A slang .. no literal meaning. Generally used while swearing !!!!

Bhokan tiklya...du kya do-chaar !!!!
34. bhokna

Abuse used in traffic jams, meaning `having holes instead of eyes` Bey
bhokne, kai ko beech beech mein aaraa

35. bhosak dena

To Stab somebody..

Kal mominpura main kisne to bi .. uske bhai ko `bhosak diya`....
36. bindaas

without any fear.
eg.maine bindaas khana khaya!
or maine woh kaam bindaas kiya!
37. buari

Bad Omen

Abe teri shakal dekhi `buari lag gayi` .. abe kaheka kaam hone wala hain !!!
38. bum

plenty. e.g kal bum daru suta usne.
39. chaddi main raih

Asking somebody to act within his limit -

Abe sale `chaddi main raih` kar baat kar....
40. chaka chak

something which smartly done.
e.g. if one ask,kay bhau kaam kasha chalu aahe? then other may
answer,ekdum chaka chak.
41. chamaka dena

to warn/threat somebody for doing a task.

Ex: Are wo Prajakta ne abhitak mail nahi bheja, Saturday Intv conf.
ka. Thoda chamaka dena bhai.
42. chaman

bewakuf...example = chaman chutya
43. chandari

a person with less height.
44. chapter

A foolish/idiot person or a person having less intelligence.
eg.woh to pura chapter hai!
45. chatrya

A smart person. ex. ek number ka chatrya hai Bhide.
46. chavanni cut

very short (military like) hair cut;meaning hair cut done in such a
way that it looks like a person from the military/armed forces.
eg.kya chavanni cut hair style kiya be tune!
47. chengad

Meaning: Foil the act or create nuisance example: abe chengad mat kar
48. chindi chor

Kanjus..
47. chipaka de

to submit... usko documents chipka de.
48. chivtya

the one who is not up to the mark like-
kya chivtya pana kar raha hai be or are wo to chivtya hai re bawa
49. chaman chindhi

pagal or mad
50. chottu

a young person compared to your age, specially those who work in
tapris and restaurants. e.g. chottu, do haap (half) chai leke aa.
51. chuttya

Stupid..Chuttya he kya bey tu?????
52. daav

Daav means someone on whom you have crush or you find itence.
e.g. Wo dekh apna Daav ja raha hai
53. dabana or thosna

to eat a lot. ex. kal Tanvir mein mast dabaya (or thosa) murg-musllam.
54. darangya

A weird and irritating fellow
55. dhaar marna

to pee
56. dhakkan

Literal Meaning: bottle stopper, lid
Slang Meaning: Stupid, unintelligent, brain-less, slow, dim-witted

Example: 1) Abe dhakkan, tujhe agar Liberty me movie dekhni hain toh
Amravati Road pe kya hila raha hain.
Translated: Stupid, if you want to watch movie at Liberty, what the
hell you are doing at Amravati Road (how boring)
57. dhapna

Steal something and thinking(most probably) that an act of bravery has
been done.
eg:abe maine uska chasma dhap diya.
(This is what the meaning which I could make out during one of the
conversion which I heard;Any body can give the correct meaning if
known)
58. dhor

An ugly animal...

Ex: Kya re kale Dhor kidhar jaraa...
59. dimag ka dahi karana

if someone is already tensed and u try to make him angry with your
talk then he say, Pehalech khopadi out hai, dimag ka dahi mat kar or
Dimag ka dahi ho gaya lekin ye problem solve nahi ho raha
60. dosti ke naam pe do-do boond

to go to pee.e.g chal anya, dosti ke naam par do-do boond
61. ek number

Meaning: Ultimate, perfect, of best quality

Example: 1) Poragi kay Ek Number aahe yaar!
2) VRCE sumorcha chaha ek number asato bhidu.

kiase chal ra mama
ans would be ek no
62. fate tak


Literally `till you burst` e.g., fate tak khaaya, etc.. heard in the
campus of VRCE mostly
63. fek mat

Don`t exaggerate or Don`t lie.
eg:jyada mat fek;mujhe sab pata hai(do not exaggerate/lie,I know every thing!)
64. fight

a kick or punch, used to say this when we were kids e.g. ekich fight
maroonga na to mahal pohonch jaayenga.
65. fitna

It means to pass through some bad phase or an uwanted incident .
eg .. abe vaha pe meri gadi kharab hui aaur koi puncturewala bhi nahi
tha aas pas isliye mai purra fit gaya .
66. fittas

to equalize....another nagpuri term for this is muddal
67. fod dala

to hit so hard that it breaks-specially used during quarrel between two persons.
eg.Sale ko maine use fod dala
or  od dalunga sale!
68. galang

galang is the word typically used in hospitals...

Kya galang patient tha yaar, chutiya panti kar raha tha...
Bhok mein jaane de..
69. ghaape

illegal thing
70. ghanta

A very strong denial or completely disagreeing with the other person..

Could be used in various forms like...

1) Abe ekdum sahi picture hain baap !! Ghanta ..kaika ka sahi hain be....

2) Sala main usko ekdum fod daluga… !!! Ghanta …..aukat hain kya be teri…. !!!

`Ghanta` could also be replaced with "Babakji ka Ghanta" for similar effect
71. ghantya

Lousy
72. gheun ghe


take

gheun ghya, deun dya.

These are marathi words, but typical Nagpurian.

Gheun Ghya(Ghya in pure marathi), take it take it.. don`t shy..
Deun Dya(dya in pure marathi), give it.. don`t act to smart..

Bhau, i want to go to Ajni only na.. 30 Rs gheun ghya.
Yaar, meko bhi to rickshow chalana hai ki nahi, 40 Rs deun dya..
73. ghot lena

From Nagpurian Hindi `ghot` means `grind on grindstone`, meaning
`mugging up fully all the lessons` e.g., `Abey, main to poora chapter
ghot daala`
74. ghus jana

Ghus gana matlab it`s guaranteed that you will fail. typically used in
engg coll.

Kya re tapori, kaisa gaya?
Ghus gaya paper
75. gote fekna


A bowler who chucks, specially a tennis ball bowler. eg. unki puri
team gote fekti hai.
76. goti fit karana


Ex: Meine aisi Goti Fit Kiya, Tera kaam ho gaya samaz.
77. hai ki nai re bawa

Means `Am I not correct?`
78. hao

Meaning = Yes
79. Hao kya?


hao meaning is dat so !

yes. its not ho it is hao
80. hau na bawa, hau na...


Yes, I agree, I do!
Example: Nagpuri people don`t say just Yes (`Ho` in marathi, or `Ha`
in Hindi), they would put more stress on the word, and say `Hau`
instead.
81. hau

yes.
A: Abe khaya kya ??
B : hau.
82. hawa nahin lagi


No Clue at all or complete tangent

Abe kal ka paper kaisa gaya...
ekdum bhankas `kuch bhi hawa nahin lagi` ..
83. hepallatya ke jawai


A person who is useless or who always ask other person to do his work
84. hepalna

It means Bragging abt something..
e.g. Saala khup hepal raha tha Meaning: was bragging a lot
85. illi

big worm
86. item

item - moron
kya item hai be woh?
87. itrana

show off


kya itra raha tha wo...
88. jama le

eat properly , agrah

eg: savji jama ra kya ??

ladki jam le {try to impress a girl}
89. jana be

rehane de. bakwas mat kar.
90. jemtems bond


A person who proves himself just at the last moment (it could be just by chance)
91. jugaad

To have an arrangement

eg 1: Arey liberty mein apna jugaad hain. Tu bol dena kitni tickets chahiye.

eg 2: Aur tera jugad kya bolta?
(Now this example conveys altogether a different meaning. A true
nagpurian will surely understand it.)
92. kaadya

to create trouble.e.g abe kaadya mat kar na be.
93. kaata (kaatna- verb)

To make someone pay for your expenses (movie ticket, petrol, food, drinks etc)

eg: Paise to mere paas bhi nahin hain, chal aaj samya ko kaattein hain.
94. kaatebaj

A dashing person.

eg: Kya re kaatebaj, aajkal kidhar mahol kar raha hain?
95. kachipura ka hai

that means he is a gangsta
96. kai karun rahila be?


Meaning.. kya kar raha hai? in hindi.. this is used in nagpuri marathi
.. simple translation of hindi to marahi.. in english what r u doing ?
97. kaka

Kaka...In actual means Uncle....Example..Can be easily heard on Nagpur
roads when somebody not driving carefully....Eh Kaka Kai karat hai
98. kanche

Marbles used by kids (gotya in marathi). e.g. chalra kya kanche khelne?
99. kanpatana

To beat someone. e.g kya kanpata re bawa mote ko kal..
100. kantala


Meaning = Feeling lazy, not inclined to the work at hand.

Padhie karne mein kantala arra mere ko.
101. katle

Just get lost or go away
102. kavoon


Heard around Mohan Nagar and Gaddigudam... meaning `what`s your problem, man?`
103. kharra


Pronounce `r` twice. It is available in Nagpur paan shops. If you
don`t want to eat the betel leaf. but want only the masala that goes
inside, ask for kharra confidently. Way back in 1982, I was quite
surprised to find this word in Bhilai, but it might have floated from
Nagpur..
kharra


everything that goes in a tobacco paan, except the paan, this is
served on a paper chit by the local paanwaala
104. khatra or khatarnak

In hindi khatra means danger, but in Nagpuri context it means it`s
cool. e.g. abe woh picture ekdum khatra sahi hai.
105. khilav or khilvile


used in context of food, it`s funny that it`s not a marathi word still
it`s used in marathi. ex ek samosa khilav na, Nilesh.
106. khunna

strife.
108. konteme

In the corner
109. kothi

means where?
actual word in marathi is `kuthe`.
110. lamcha

that (foolish)person probably(I used to hear this word more often in
conversation during my childhood-now a days less used)
eg.tya lamchyane mala ghevoonach nahi gela!(that foolish person did
not take me along with him at all!)
or
Lamcha aalach nahi
111. lang lang

means na idhar ka na udhar ka,

abe ekto GRE de ya CAt lang lang mat kar
112. lapet


to agree half heartedly or disagree while listening to a
person.(lapetna is an act carried out during kite flying by wounding
the kite thread on the chakri)
eg.bol bol mai lapet raha hun!
113. Katkat
something that keeps on troubling you. 
Iski to katkat khatam hi nahi hoti ....
114. Phitiyaali 
This is what many of us love to do. Spending time worthlessly
115. Mahol
Well, is there any way to describe this word? You just have to feel the word!
kya mahol item he be ? means what a beautiful girl. 
kal kam mahol kela. means njoyed a lot yesterday.

116. bekkar
well this is also a most oftenly used word which can be used anywhere in good or bad situation. 
abe kal sachin kam bekkar khela sala direct 100 nikala - means sachin played so well yesterday n made a century.
yar wo math ka teacher kitana bekkar he - means maths teacher doesn't teach well. 

117. kam
though it means a very small in Hindi we use it to show larger things jst exactly opposite to the meaning in Hindi. 

abe sachin ni kam thokal kal shane worn la - meaning sachin hit shane worn very badly.

If u have other nagpuri words then please add those to comments. 
Enjoy the Vaidharbiya language. :D

- Mandar

Sunday, August 8, 2010

ती एक पार्टी.....

त्याला ती एका पार्टीत भेटली.
खुप सुंदर होती ती. साहजिकच तिच्या मागे खुपजण होते.
ती सुंदर होती, बुध्दिमानही होती. सर्वांनाच हवीहवीशी वाटणारी. पण ती कोणालाच जवळीक साधु देत नव्हती.
तो फार साधा, आर. के. लक्ष्मणच्या 'कॉमनमॅन' सारखा.
त्याला तर त्याचे मित्रही भाव देत नव्हते. मग तिच्यासारख्या मुली तर चंद्राइतक्या अप्राप्यच!
तिचं त्याच्याकडं लक्षही नव्हतं त्या पार्टीत. आपल्याच विश्वात मश्गुल होती ती!!!
पण आपण धाडस करायचच, असं ठरवून, सारं बळ एकवटुन त्यानं तिला विचारलं,
'तु पार्टी संपल्यावर माझ्याबरोबर कॉफी प्यायला येशील?'
तिला 'नाही' म्हणणं फार सोप्पं होतं. पण त्याच्या डोळ्यांतले नितळ, पारदर्शी भाव आणि आवाजातलं आर्जव जाणुन तिला का कोण जाणे, 'हो' म्हणावसं वाटलं.
ती 'हो' म्हणाली आणि त्याचं टेन्शन शतपटीनं वाढलं.
या शक्यतेचा त्यानं विचारच केला नव्हता!!!
जवळच्याच कॉफी पार्लरमध्ये दोघं कोप-यातल्या टेबलावर बसली.
कॉफीची ऑर्डर दिली.
पण काय बोलायचं, हे त्याला सुचेचना! तो खुपच नर्व्हस झाला होता.
आणि या गप्प गप्प अशा विचित्र डेटनं तीसुध्दा अवघडली.
झक मारली आणि याला हो म्हटलं, असंही मनात आलं तिच्या!!!
कॉफीचा एक घोट पोटात गेल्यावर अचानक त्याला कंठ फुटला.
त्यानं वेटरला हाक मारली.
वेटर प्रश्नार्थक चेह-यानं टेबलाजवळ येऊन उभा राहीला.
तो म्हणाला, 'थोडं मीठ देता? मला कॉफीत टाकायचंय!'
सारं कॉफी शॉप या अनपेक्षित मागणीनं गोंधळात पडलं.
विचित्र नजरेनं सारे त्याच्याकडे पाहु लागले.
तीसुध्दा!
वेटरनं मुकाट्याने मीठ आणुन दिलं आणि देताना - "कैसे कैसे लोग आते है!" अशा अर्थाचा चेहराही केला.
त्यानं मीठ कॉफीत टाकलं आणि तो कॉफी पिऊ लागला!
ती खरंच गोंधळली होती. अशी विचित्र डेट आणि आता कॉफीमध्ये चक्क  मीठ!
अखेरीस तिनं विचारलंच "पण तुला ही अशी जगावेगळी सवय कशी काय लागली?"
"माझं लहानपण समुद्रकाठी गेलं..." शब्दांची जुळवाजुळव करत तो म्हणाला...
"सारखा मी समुद्राच्या पाण्यात खेळत असे. आई कॉफी प्यायला हाक मारायची, तसा मी धावत धावत व्हरांड्यात येई आणि खारटलेल्या पाण्यानं खारटलेली बोटं बशीतल्या कॉफीत बुडवून पीत असे.
आता आई राहिली नाही. आणि ते समुद्रकाठचं घरही. पण खारट कॉफीची चव जिभेवर आहे.
खारटलेल्या कॉफीनं मला लहानपणच्या आठवणी पुन्हा भेटतात. ती चव बरोबर सगळं बालपण घेऊन येते..." भरलेल्या डोळ्यांनी तो म्हणाला.
तिचं ह्र्दय भरून आलं - त्याच्या निरागसतेनं.
किती हळुवार होतं त्याचं मन.
मग तीही बोलली... आपल्या दुरवरच्या घराबद्दल, बाबांबद्दल... तिच्या स्वप्नांबद्दल... खरचं खुप छान डेट झाली ती!!!
मग ते पुन्हा पुन्हा भेटत राहीले.
अखेर तिला पटलं, हाच  आपला जीवनसाथी.
तो शांत होता. संयमी होता. हळुवार होता. तिची काळजी घेणारा होता.
मग एके दिवशी दोघांनी ठरवलं आणि लग्न केलं!
चार-चौघांसारखं आयुष्य सुरु झालं आणि दिवस खुप मजेत जाऊ लागले.
एखाद्या परीकथेसारखे.
खरंच त्यांचं आयुष्य खुप सुखी होतं.
ती त्याच्यासाठी सर्वकाही करायची. कॉफीसुध्दा!
आणि हो, त्याच्या बालपणाशी त्याची नाळ जोडलेली राहण्यासाठी चिमुटभर मीठही टाकायची त्या  कॉफीत!
अशीच भर्रकन ४० वर्षं कधी उडुन गेली, ते कळंलच नाही.
एके रात्री तो झोपला, तो पुन्हा कधीच न उठण्यासाठी...!
काही दिवसांनी ती सावरली.
रोजचे व्यवहार नेहमीप्रमाणे करू लागली.
एकदा सहज म्हणुन त्याचं पुस्तकांच कपाट आवरायला घेतलं असताना तिला त्यात एक चिठ्ठी सापडली.
त्याच्या अखेरच्या दिवसात त्यानं ती कधीतरी लिहीली होती.
"माझ्या प्रिये, मला माफ कर!
आयुष्यभर मी तुझ्याशी एका बाबतीत खोटं वागलो, त्याबद्द्ल मला क्षमा कर! हे एकच असत्य मी तुझ्याशी बोललो...
पहिल्यांदा आणि शेवटचं! आयुष्यभर ही खंत मला जाचत राहिली. पण मी कधी तुला खरं सांगण्याची हिंमत करू शकलो नाही...
केवळ तु मला खोटारडा म्हणशील आणि मी तुला गमावून बसेन या भीतीने!
प्रिये, आपण सर्वप्रथम जेव्हा कॉफी पार्लरमध्ये भेटलो, तेव्हा मला कॉफीमध्ये घालण्यासाठी खरं तर साखर हवी होती!
त्या क्षणाला मी इतका नर्व्हस झालो होतो, की मी साखरेऐवजी चुकून मीठ मागितलं वेटरकडे.
आणि मग त्या विषयावरून आपलं संभाषण सुरू झालं म्हणुन मी ते तसंच पुढे चालवून घेतलं...
खारट कॉफी मला आवडत नाही. किती विचित्र चव ती!
पण मला तु खुप आवडतेस...
आणि तुला गमावू नये म्हणुन आयुष्यभर मी खारट कॉफी मी पीत राहिलो...
...आता मरण्याआधी मी तुझ्यापाशी सत्य उघड केलंच पाहीजे  नाही तर हे खोटेपणाचं  ओझं मी पेलू शकणार नाही!
प्लीज - मला माफ करशील?


(ही कथा मला माझ्या मेल बॉक्स मध्ये आली होती ती इथे देत आहे.) 

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Long live the king GOD SACHIN RAMESH TENDULKAR!!!!!!!

Blood oozed from his nose like water through a jet pipe, when hit by a waqar younis delivery in his debut series....but the boy refused to go back to pavilion....instead he chose to stay there and whether the storm.

Twenty one years later the man's  passion for the game seems to have got multi fold ....and today he carved 
a double hundred saving india form blushes
and keeping the series alive.

The man to whom i am referring is none other than the great Sachin RameshTendulkar....

Its amazing what drives him even after twenty one years of hectic  cricket...

In the recently concluded ipl.....when he drove Ishant Sharma to a straight drive.....Harsha Bhogle said ....
"open the text book..turn to page no. 32" what a comment was that..fantastic !!

In fact with a injured hand and a good number of stitches on his hand he started practising for the final
of IPL which he eventually played and MI lost because of some poor senseless batting and poor bowling.

To be frank he is a self motivator....he is a just a super human because he is undaunted and unflappable by human weaknesses.
In the maha bharat there was Arjuna ,Karna, Bheeshma and many more super humans....they all could have bowed tosachin....Arjuna could hit that mastchya yantra with his arrow just by seeing the shadow in the well....
sachin can hit a straight drive with a stump.... He can hit straight drive that is a perpendicular bisector of the line joining the mid off and mid on fielder.
He cud have surely become a geometry teacher because his brain knows the dimensions of all grounds
and the points where the feilders r placed....

In 2003 WCPakistan attack of Wasim Waqar Shoaib looked like an attack of Dhammika Prasad Dodda Ganesh and DavidJohnson only because god descended on planet earth to bat for India in the form of sachin.

he could have easily become a psychologist as he reads the mind of the bowler even before he takes his guard.
He could have easily become the direcor on IIM Ahmadabad because the way his places and plans his inngs. because he has got two plans for the same problem !!

He can make two twins look different as randiv the debut spinner  made statement that its difficult to bowl to him as he has two differnt shots for identical deliveries.

He has an elephants memory with 16 gb RAM as he  almost  remembers all his dismissals in his brain could have been used a RAM or hard disc to store data !!

His human qualities too are exceptional....he may merciless against  bowlers but kind towards the poor and the destitute.

This year 2010 has been prolific for him  and hope he plays for ever!!!!

long live the king GOD SACHIN RAMESH TENDULKAR!!