Some Dialogues of famous hindi movies in context of software engineer
Sunny Deol:
Chaddha samjao ise....
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai
wo kisi bazaar mein nahi milta...
Coder use lekar paida hota hai....
Sunny Deol:
Coder use lekar paida hota hai....
Sunny Deol:
Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai............
Bang Bang Bang...(on the keyboard)...
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai............
Bang Bang Bang...(on the keyboard)...
Sunny Deol:
Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!
Analysis of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!
Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!
Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!
Nana Patekar
Ye dekho ... Analysis of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!
Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!
Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!
Nana Patekar
Ye 'C' ka code.. ye 'C++' ka code... Ye dono mila diya...
Ab bata saale tester - 'C' ka kaunsa, 'C++' ka kaunsa???
Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne waale.... Bata bata
RajKumar :
Jaani,
Jinke khud ke code DOT NET mein hote hai,
Woh JAVA ko certification nahi diya karte!!
Paro :
Ek Chutki code ki keemat tum kya jaano Tester Babu?
Ishwar ka ashirwaad hota hai ek chutki code
Developer ke sar ka taj hota hai ek chutki code
Har bench resource ka khwaab hota hai ek chutki code
Shahrukh Khan :
Hamari Hindi filmon ki tarah hamare
Projects mein aakhir tak sab kuch theek ho jaata hai ......
Happyzz Endingzzz ......
Aur agar aisa na ho to samjho
Project abhi baaki hai mere DOST ......
Projects mein aakhir tak sab kuch theek ho jaata hai ......
Happyzz Endingzzz ......
Aur agar aisa na ho to samjho
Project abhi baaki hai mere DOST ......
Sunny Deol:
Bazaar main aise code bhot milte lekin unko chalane k liye jo seena chaiye hota hai who ek coder lekar paida hta hai
a forwarded email.....
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